meatbicyclevevo:

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

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nekama:

how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name




cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this




HELLO WISCONSIN




tastefullyoffensive:

[depressedalien]




me as hell —me when that’s me as hell (via spookyarms)





take-me-wasted-im-home:

This person is my hero




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karissaeb:

myresin:

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month